In 2007, my husband and I decided to go to the city to see a movie. This is not something we do often, but we really wanted to see Balls of Fury, mainly for pointers on how to become ping pong ninjas. The reason we needed that important knowledge was because we’d just bought ourselves…
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Household Rebranding Agreement Reached
After intense negotiations, the items formerly known as Junk Drawers will now be called Keepers of Miscellaneous Objects. “This name is more reflective of the important service they provide,” says Pancake Flipper Spatula, steward for the Union of Household Matters, “but without the negative connotations and their potential to set this membership back years, if not…
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Terry Shamblin Writes 